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The mind flayer, also called the illithid, is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me7k23ZFZD1qzv4gao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me7k23ZFZD1qzv4gao2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me7k23ZFZD1qzv4gao3_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me7k23ZFZD1qzv4gao4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me7k23ZFZD1qzv4gao5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me7k23ZFZD1qzv4gao6_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me7k23ZFZD1qzv4gao7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me7k23ZFZD1qzv4gao8_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me7k23ZFZD1qzv4gao9_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://monsternomicon.tumblr.com/post/36744930392"&gt;monsternomicon&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The mind flayer, also called the illithid, is an evil and sadistic being, humanoid in appearance, but with a four-tentacled octopus-like head. These beings are feared throughout the Underdark for their telepathic abilities and usually are not without two or more slaves, mentally bound, to each individual mind flayer. Although they cooperate to achieve a goal, they will back away at the first sign that it is not something that will be self-profitable.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They are capable of speaking &lt;span class="mw-redirect"&gt;Undercommon&lt;/span&gt;, but prefer telepathic communication and will attempt to mentally dominate any non-slave, non-illithid they meet. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They feed on the brains of sentient creatures and are thus feared. Their natural &lt;span class="mw-redirect"&gt;psionic&lt;/span&gt; abilities also make them respected in the eyes of the drow, &lt;span class="mw-redirect"&gt;beholders&lt;/span&gt;, duergar, and the other dominant races of the Underdark.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chaoticbeans.tumblr.com/post/43784573593</link><guid>http://chaoticbeans.tumblr.com/post/43784573593</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2013 00:53:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>dailydragons:

A Witch at Ordinary Farm by Kerem Beyit...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/da5d3ecda8c69f5862990136deea236a/tumblr_mfu7202aE71rmdkvao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dailydragons.tumblr.com/post/39238473663/a-witch-at-ordinary-farm-by-kerem-beyit-portfolio"&gt;dailydragons&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kerembeyit.deviantart.com/art/A-Witch-at-Ordinary-Farm-261123685?q=gallery%3Akerembeyit%2F11422501&amp;qo=8"&gt;A Witch at Ordinary Farm&lt;/a&gt; by Kerem Beyit (&lt;a href="http://kerembeyit.daportfolio.com/%20"&gt;portfolio&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://kerembeyit.deviantart.com"&gt;DeviantArt&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chaoticbeans.tumblr.com/post/40961993001</link><guid>http://chaoticbeans.tumblr.com/post/40961993001</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2013 18:36:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahdnd:

lamamama:

Basically what I hear whenever...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2381rNmeP1qac0gjo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2381rNmeP1qac0gjo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2381rNmeP1qac0gjo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2381rNmeP1qac0gjo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahdnd.tumblr.com/post/37705129255/lamamama-basically-what-i-hear-whenever"&gt;fuckyeahdnd&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lamamama.tumblr.com/post/20627738742/basically-what-i-hear-whenever-joffreys-on-screen"&gt;lamamama&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Basically &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GxnM-0onvs"&gt;what I hear&lt;/a&gt; whenever Joffrey’s on screen&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Basically the best crossover ever.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;HOLY SHIIIII… how did i not see this before!?xD&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chaoticbeans.tumblr.com/post/37803669332</link><guid>http://chaoticbeans.tumblr.com/post/37803669332</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 14:47:04 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>dungeondays:

Look at that grade A dungeon craftinnnn’

fuckin...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e5368d1111f7f83346a6163f0fd45aca/tumblr_meoaa5Whgq1qbsa6vo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dungeondays.tumblr.com/post/37774884162/look-at-that-grade-a-dungeon-craftinnnn"&gt;dungeondays&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Look at that grade A dungeon craftinnnn’&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;fuckin AWESOME!:D&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chaoticbeans.tumblr.com/post/37802099414</link><guid>http://chaoticbeans.tumblr.com/post/37802099414</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2012 14:20:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahdnd:

brunos-geek-reviews:

Dwarven Forge, A.K.A Porn...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbrhe8CWG51r4ffcgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbrhe8CWG51r4ffcgo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbrhe8CWG51r4ffcgo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahdnd.tumblr.com/post/33424374772/brunos-geek-reviews-dwarven-forge-a-k-a-porn"&gt;fuckyeahdnd&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brunos-geek-reviews.tumblr.com/post/33411390831/dwarven-forge-a-k-a-porn-for-d-d-players"&gt;brunos-geek-reviews&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dwarvenforge.com/"&gt;Dwarven Forge&lt;/a&gt;, A.K.A Porn for D&amp;D players.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="300" src="http://www.vaultoflol.com/sites/default/files/1295563054363.jpeg" width="400"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;that is aaawesome!:D&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chaoticbeans.tumblr.com/post/33636113071</link><guid>http://chaoticbeans.tumblr.com/post/33636113071</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2012 07:16:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahdnd:

garbles:

I want to hug whoever drew these.

I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m38djsmaCN1r5lyn6o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m38djsmaCN1r5lyn6o2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m38djsmaCN1r5lyn6o3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m38djsmaCN1r5lyn6o4_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m38djsmaCN1r5lyn6o5_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m38djsmaCN1r5lyn6o6_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m38djsmaCN1r5lyn6o7_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m38djsmaCN1r5lyn6o8_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m38djsmaCN1r5lyn6o9_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m38djsmaCN1r5lyn6o10_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahdnd.tumblr.com/post/22248797078/garbles-i-want-to-hug-whoever-drew-these-i"&gt;fuckyeahdnd&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://garbles.tumblr.com/post/22036951347/i-want-to-hug-whoever-drew-these"&gt;garbles&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I want to hug whoever drew these.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I know I’ve reblogged a couple of these pictures before, but this is the first time I see a full set. AWESOME.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;awwwwesome:D&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chaoticbeans.tumblr.com/post/22427787994</link><guid>http://chaoticbeans.tumblr.com/post/22427787994</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 00:16:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>met a “friendly” along the way named Nicholas who...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu0dunc3iW1r2t6kjo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;met a “friendly” along the way named Nicholas who later flipped the fuck out and raged on some thief, suspicion of whether Meric can trust him is great…&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;we find our selves in Moringham, it is a port town on the edge of the southern sea, that specializes in pigs and pig accessories… whoda thunk that shit.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chaoticbeans.tumblr.com/post/12221096003</link><guid>http://chaoticbeans.tumblr.com/post/12221096003</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 21:08:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Escalate to Flames and Brimstone</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Trudging through the forest,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://vertes.worldwidetrip.info/files/hungary-a-vertes-range-of-mountains/hungary-a-vertes-range-of-mountains-19.jpg" height="271" width="360"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;we run into an ambush that wasn&amp;#8217;t expecting to face all of us and the three included mephits, so instead we faced a surprise fleeing:P &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;after having one of the trusted mephits track the fleeing bandits we fallowed to their camp and began a surprise attack on some of their patrolling guards.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.karenblixen.com/cloudcamp72.jpg" height="249" width="491"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;only to have Bartleby start a fire and worn the bandits in the camp..&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-VsmAwV68kM/RriNIrzBlMI/AAAAAAAAABU/khp9x7FRkpE/s400/fire.JPG" height="249" width="380"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;long story short, everything was cleansed with fire&amp;gt;.&amp;gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.teara.govt.nz/files/p17895atl.jpg" height="388" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chaoticbeans.tumblr.com/post/11805848020</link><guid>http://chaoticbeans.tumblr.com/post/11805848020</guid><pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 00:44:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ICE SWORD!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Meric is now equipped with a sword that zaps the heat out of anything it touches and replaces it with severe frostbite.. all it cost him was everything he had, and then some:/&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chaoticbeans.tumblr.com/post/11562866972</link><guid>http://chaoticbeans.tumblr.com/post/11562866972</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2011 01:49:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Boris the Blacksmith is a middle aged man, employed in the town...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsh4v1bJv01r2t6kjo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Boris the Blacksmith is a middle aged man, employed in the town of Barkridge. not a master, but definitely worth the gold and in the midst of teaching his apprentice all he knows..&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;this symbol is the seal of his work, the seal of an approved craftsmanship!:D&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chaoticbeans.tumblr.com/post/10971313388</link><guid>http://chaoticbeans.tumblr.com/post/10971313388</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2011 01:06:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Town of lost youth</title><description>&lt;p&gt;We rode up on the town of Barkridge(small town that&amp;#8217;s main income is made from barrels and rice), Meric immediately took to the town, wanting to integrate as to be remembered when left, taking odd jobs for the town blacksmith, Boris, and learning a few things in armor and weapon crafting.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;after a day into their stay they began to hear tell of children and townspeople going missing so of course they set their sites on the prize and gather what Intel they can.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Not long after that they discover(through a terrified town elder), that their quest lie in the sewers with the shit, piss, and rodents&amp;#8230; fun.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Rats.. dead.. wererats.. were-dead&amp;#8230; sloshing through shit.. Bartleby dicks with some grooves in the wall and we all pass out.. lame=-=&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;After a while the group wakes up, short one Mephit. Meric sees an open door, and Bartleby leaning against the wall, hinting him towards the now open secret door.. Meric sighs &amp;#8220;fucking runts&amp;#8221; and walks in.&lt;br/&gt;upon entry Meric is met face to face with a female vampire, after a little back and forth she is dispatch but not before transing Meric and almost turning the tides on Kerkord and Bartleby.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;After a nights rest and some information gathering from Boris on a sword found with one of the wererats (Boris-&amp;#8220;why, this is the craftsmanship of my apprentice, he too went missing, did you find him?&amp;#8221; Meric-&amp;#8220;no, just the sword.&amp;#8221;) they went back in to the sewers for round two!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;More rats.. more wererats.. more shit.. and some kids chained to a wall.. {wait.. i think that&amp;#8217;s what we were looking for} but Meric was to busy resting on a coffin on the opposite side of the room to connect the dots about the missing children(i was drunk:P), seconds later the lid of the coffin bursts up into the air launching Meric with it, luckily he made the tumble to safety, only to get shot with Eldrichs Blast by Bartleby trying to get the vampire. Enraged, Meric turned to mutilate the vile creature that abruptly flung him into the air..&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Fighting, but to no avail as the vampire seemed to absorb most of Merics attacks, he still kept strong and after several rounds of chasing the vampire up the ceiling Meric threw the coffin lid at it, knocking it down and splintering the wood, Kerkord became entranced by the vamp and stood fighting his own thoughts as Meric sprang to action, tumbling past the confused Kerkord while grabbing a piece of the coffin lid and then jamming it in the grounded vampire.. Meric says in a cold rage fueled sentence &amp;#8220;stay dead this time&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chaoticbeans.tumblr.com/post/10967023098</link><guid>http://chaoticbeans.tumblr.com/post/10967023098</guid><pubDate>Sun, 02 Oct 2011 22:57:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>THE MEET</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Jay&lt;/strong&gt;- Kerkord came to the town of Fuzzleberg on a pilgrimage.  He has heard stories that there is a Kossuthan temple somewhere near a northern volcano, and wishes to find the outpost in order to continue his priestly pursuits.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Within Fuzzleberg, Kerkord, who was completely penniless, managed to find room &amp;amp; board, in exchange for his work as a taylor.  Kerkord spent much time repairing bedsheets &amp;amp; clothing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The night was spent outside, near a bonfire, where Kerkord spent most of his time playing with the flames.  A woman ran up screaming, completely naked, and being chased by a black bear.  Meric, seemingly blind with rage, charged the bear and splattered its brains in just one swing. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;the next morning i made hints of my quest and we were off to the temple.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Eli&lt;/strong&gt;- Meric wandered into the town on his trusted horse &amp;#8220;BmxRider3000&amp;#8221; around dusk as the towns people began surrounding the soon to be bonfire, after a simple inquiry of the blacksmith a simple reply was given &amp;#8220;tis the bean festivals celebratory bonfire&amp;#8221; intrigued, Meric made his way over to the tavern to get an ale before the festivities began.. failing to hold his liquor he began to get woozy and gazed at the fire for a minute before passing out. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;some time later after the party had cooled down he awoke abruptly to screams from a young naked woman, covered in blood, being chased by a bear, straight towards the inn and passed him. Meric, still in a drunken stupor leaped to action as if a child leaps for joy. he ran screaming with his axe held proudly, and with one fell swoop snuffed the black bears roars and caved its head in, disregarding praise his only thought and last action of the night was to relieve his self of the alcohol plaguing his bowels.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chaoticbeans.tumblr.com/post/9527367122</link><guid>http://chaoticbeans.tumblr.com/post/9527367122</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Aug 2011 21:32:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Character List</title><description>&lt;p&gt;level 3&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Jay- Kerkord (cleric) kossuth follower. (C/N)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Eli- Meric (barbarian) wandering soldier. (N/N)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Lee- Bartleby (warlock) con-man. (C/N)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Lex- Avis (rogue) assassin. (N/E)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chaoticbeans.tumblr.com/post/9524348454</link><guid>http://chaoticbeans.tumblr.com/post/9524348454</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Aug 2011 20:19:14 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
